Ready for a laugh? Need to bring a smile to your face? Here are today’s jokes courtesy of Malcolm. Look out, he could be doing a switch in your area …

Teacher: Can anyone tell me what sort of animal a slug is?

Pupil: A snail with a housing problem.

Teacher: You missed school yesterday, didn’t you?

Pupil: No, Miss. I had a great time.

Happy Monday! Liane x