Today we have a poem and a joke. The poem is delicious. It’s from Navraj at Tanner’s Brook Junior School. I had such a great time visiting your school last week. Thanks for sharing your wonderful poem, Navraj.

   The sun is shining

   The sun is yellow and round

   The sun makes us happy

   Today’s joke is from Cary in Springfield. If you want your name and joke to appear on a Monday blog, send it via the contact page.

   Two nuns were driving down a country lane. Suddenly a vampire jumped on the bonnet.

   “Quick, turn on the windscreen wipers,” the passenger nun said.

   He held on tighter.

   “Swerve,” she said.

   The driver nun swerved the car but the vampire hung on.

    The driver nun turned to the other nun.

   “Show him your cross.”

   The passenger nun unwound the window, shook her fist at him and said, “Get off my flaming car before I get really mad.”

   Happy Monday! Liane x