Today’s jokes are from Michelle in Leeds.

   A man walks into a bar and asks for a pint of lager and a packet of helicopter crisps.    “Sorry,” the barman says, “we don’t have any helicoper crisps, we only have plane.”

   Two packets of crisps were walking along the road. A passing car stopped and the driver asked if they would like a lift.    “No thanks,” the crisps said, “we’re Walkers.”

   Have a great day. Liane x